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spacesharkcomic:

/v/ takes the Xbox One reveal reaaaaaally well.

spacesharkcomic:

/v/ takes the Xbox One reveal reaaaaaally well.

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#me 


meladoodle:

i have a PHxD in being a quirky random girl

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#me 


seifukucat:

officer i was not resisting arrest i was just being tsundere

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#me 


do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them

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#yes :\  #me 


korra:

nvm im saving that post for a more high traffic blogging hour

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alcoholdrinker:

wow i can’t wait to email all the gay porn on my dash to my family and friends

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#me 


  • me: i have a headache
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much
  • me: my back hurts
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much
  • me: i failed a test
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much
  • me: hitler killed the jews
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much
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ejacutastic:

i really fucking hate when i tell people about my problems and they try to make it into a fucking contest and one up me like congratulations you win at being a douchebag

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#me  #ughh 


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youcouldwalkamongthestars:

vaginastew:

how do i get someone to fall in love with me

where’s the tutorial

what’s the html code

#is there a torrent I can download it from

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  • me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
  • me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
  • me during an exam: alright focus
  • me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
  • me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
  • me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
  • me during an exam: lol fuck this
  • me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
  • me during an exam: oh exam right
  • me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
  • me during an exam: i am better than all of you
  • me during an exam: peasants
  • me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
  • me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
  • me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
  • me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
  • me during an exam: was i doing something
  • me during an exam: right test okay
  • me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
  • me during an exam: did we learn this
  • me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
  • me during an exam: is that really necessary
  • me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
  • me during an exam: i will kill all of you
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#me 


  • parents: don't worry you can tell us anything
  • parents: *goes and tells their friends about your problems*
  • parents: *teases you about your problems*
  • parents: *ignorant*
  • parents: *doesn't believe you*
  • parents: *won't get you help*
  • me: yah no thank you
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